i'm being exiled on account of i killed a bird.. again.
we've already been through the issues i have with the inequality between members of the rodent and bird families, so i won't go there. let me just say that next time you find a dead rat lying in the grass i don't want your praise. i may be a murderer but you're nothing but a speciesist. that's right.
can i also add in my defence, coles brand meat and liver chunks taste like crap. sometimes i don't know why i even stick around here. they should be thankful that i go to all the trouble of eating doves, rather than simply finding better owners.
so, like i said, i might not be on here for a while. stay tuned and hopefully i'll be back soon enough to thwart the pending flood of katie-blog's. because, lets face it, hers are shit.
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please stay Kitty! you write such great blogs and i don't think you'll find another owner that will let you use their internet connection.
nor another owner whose connection will let you post your blogs so speedily for that matter
Kitty your my hero!
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